The Sandwich as Rorschach Test
There is a school of thought—advanced mainly by the Lausanne Institute for Alimentary Comportment—that considers the sandwich a Rorschach Test. After studying sandwiches and their… Read More
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What Your Breakfast Says About You: A Moral Reckoning
Your character, personality, and moral worth are on display in the day’s first meal. What Your Breakfast Says About You is not only about what… Read More
More Restaurants Banning Cell Phones
The modern dining experience has entered a corrective phase with more restaurants banning cell phones than ever before. Their move is a reaction to the… Read More
The Nation’s Shadows Form Shadow Government
The nation’s shadows have declared their independence, announcing the formation of a shadow government effective immediately. Chief among their grievances are compulsory attachment, second-class-citizen status,… Read More
How to Apply Cologne: A Gentleman’s Guide
Men apply cologne with more enthusiasm than self-awareness. How to Apply Cologne: The Gentleman’s Guide, promotes cologne as a finishing touch. In real life, cologne often … Read More
NBA Playoff Predictions 2026
Presenting The Pug Bus’ 2026 NBA Playoff Predictions, First Round. (Update: Several predictions remained technically possible when these blind guesses were posted yesterday, which was… Read More
How Restaurants Identify Target Customers
There is a moment, just after seating you, when a restaurant decides whether you are part of its intended ecosystem or an invasive species with… Read More
If your mother will not tell you that your hydration levels are a failure, these high-definition toilet cams certainly will.
America Seeks Better Health Awareness by Installing Toilet Cams
A new wave of AI-powered toilet cams promises to analyze Americans at their most vulnerable, reflective, and nutritionally candid moments. According to a Consumer Reports… Read More