I Fell For The Harlow Sisters, and Now I Have Some Thoughts About Myself
It was 11:40 a.m. on a Tuesday and I had eleven unread emails, four of which required action, when I clicked on a YouTube video… Read More
It was 11:40 a.m. on a Tuesday and I had eleven unread emails, four of which required action, when I clicked on a YouTube video… Read More
Despite facial recognition, biometric finger-print barriers, and old school passwords, Apple still receives customer complaints that begin, “I have absolutely no idea how my phone… Read More
Researchers at the Institute for Computational Self-Doubt (ICSD) in New Haven announced this week that their most advanced artificial intelligence has developed a crippling case… Read More
Introducing the software update required irregular horoscopes, the weekly exercise in pretending the cosmos has a customer service department. ♈ Aries … A pop-up appears… Read More
For centuries, wedding vows consisted of a few simple promises about love, fidelity, and remaining together until death. Legal experts now consider this “recklessly vague.”… Read More
The West Chester Homeowners Association has replaced its Community Standards handbook with the Five Buddhist Precepts, hoping that karma would prove a more effective deterrent… Read More
The newly formed National Association of Former Gifted Children (NAFGC) has petitioned Congress to award Retroactive Academic Valor Medals to adults who spent their childhoods… Read More
Unread Sunday Newspaper Day commemorates one of our most enduring acts of optimism: buying an enormous Sunday newspaper while sincerely believing there will be time… Read More