Postcards from The Pug Bus

..... scientists confirm the horizon has begun foaming, advise residents not to touch anything that remembers their name ..... local oracle reports the sky began a whispered countdown last night; refuses to say what number it started on ..... experts warn the wind is now carrying opinions; citizens urged to ignore any gusts that sound persuasive ..... local livestock stage midnight uprising, leaving barns filled with hoof prints and unsigned manifestos ...... experts warn that clouds have started circling in hunting formations; residents advised not to look appetizing .....