County Man, 83, Fined for Burning a MAGA Hat
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
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Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
Jelly Roll learns that Saturn has rings, authority, and absolutely no interest in hearing what's wrong with America.
Jelly Roll was scheduled to guest-host this week’s Irregular Horoscopes, an arrangement that collapsed Saturday evening after Jellly had offended Saturn during what witnesses described… Read More
Arthur Povey, 44, a municipal drain inspector who keeps a single prawn in his breast pocket for luck, spent part of Tuesday afternoon at the… Read More
For most of human history, a smart home quiz would have been pointless. A person wishing to turn on a light simply walked across the… Read More
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today revised its autism prevalence model upward for the ninth consecutive quarter, projecting that 100% of the U.S.… Read More
Johnny Cash and Dolly Parton share a historic YouTube moment that history somehow neglected to have happen.
YouTube history has solved two of the past’s most vexing problems: much of it actually happened, and it was insufficiently heartwarming. Hence the touching but glaringly… Read More
Jelly Roll discovers that a late-night desk comes with a microphone but, tragically, no parole officer.
Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and wins the Dunce Cap of the Moment Award for his wheezing, misguided performance. The forty-one-year-old country singer, former inmate,… Read More
Steve Ballmer, Clippers owner and human fire alarm, is awarded the Dunce Cap of the Moment for deciding the NBA salary cap was merely a… Read More