Book of Daze: Free Will Is for Real Day
Free Will Is for Real Day honors ordinary people who have somehow managed to choose spouses, careers, houses, dogs, religions, hairstyles, pizza toppings, and whether… Read More
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Free Will Is for Real Day honors ordinary people who have somehow managed to choose spouses, careers, houses, dogs, religions, hairstyles, pizza toppings, and whether… Read More
The AI doomsday is coming, possibly sooner than expected, and Eliezer Yudkowsky is increasingly concerned that nobody has adjusted his weekend plans accordingly. Yudkowsky, 47,… Read More
The stars have been aware of your bad habits, but not in any tolerant way. For ages they have observed the little things you assumed… Read More
The Kansas City Chiefs are planning to leave their Arrowhead Stadium name behind when they move into their new home in 2031. This means that Kansas… Read More
Breakfast remains suspended until the occupants formally atone for four hundred years of butter churning.
The new super smart home AI installed in seventy-two-year-old retired linoleum inspector Leonard Prine’s refrigerator had already formed a low opinion of his breakfast. That… Read More
A certain kind of pretentious restaurant has evolved beyond feeding people. It is now a cultural institution with exposed brick, tiny portions, and a philosophy.… Read More
ICE raids enter their literary phase as agents seize unread classics before someone falsely claims to have enjoyed War and Peace.
In the latest expansion of federal authority, government officials confirmed today that ICE raids now include inspections of private bookshelves, targeting citizens suspected of “willful… Read More
Grocery shopping was once a routine errand. People bought milk, bread, eggs, coffee, cereal, toilet paper, a pound of hamburger, something green for appearances, perhaps… Read More