Postcards from The Pug Bus

..... scientists confirm that most déjà vu is caused by two universes sharing a Netflix account ..... the concept of silence has begun charging a subscription fee ..... meteorologists warn that tomorrow’s forecast includes a 40 percent chance of spontaneous narrators ..... study finds that 12 percent of shadows have been freelancing for other people without permission ..... scientists report that a wormhole has opened in aisle seven at a local Walmart and is demanding store credit .....