Darwin Awards Canceled After Judges Declare Entire Species Eligible
The Darwin Awards were canceled yesterday after the judging committee unanimously declared the entire human species was eligible. The committee said it could no longer… Read More
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The Darwin Awards were canceled yesterday after the judging committee unanimously declared the entire human species was eligible. The committee said it could no longer… Read More
Mysterious horoscopes reflect a clerical error in the distribution of human destiny. Everybody will receive opportunities, consequences, or surviving relatives intended for someone else. Please… Read More
The first sign that the Grim Reaper is looking for you is the Buick, a 1974 LeSabre, the color of weak tea, that has been… Read More
WASHINGTON — Three days after a midterm election in which voters were asked to pretend a certain man was on the ballot, and did, Republicans’… Read More
Davide Tamburella, an Italian chef at The La Costa trattoria in Brisbane, Australia, was fired, in part, for refusing to put pineapple on pizza. Tamburella… Read More
Americans have become so adept at avoiding boredom that seventeen seconds alone with their own thoughts now constitutes a situation requiring electronic assistance. Elevator ride?… Read More
EXTON, Pa. — Walter Brandt, 71, a retired certified public accountant who irons his personal receipts before filing them, has formally requested a full audit… Read More
WEST CHESTER, Pa. — A local salon specializing in hip hairstyles for old people has begun carding its customers to make certain they are old… Read More