Local Town Council Votes to Ban Public Complaints
In a 5–2 vote that surprised no one except the two council members who were not paying attention, the Borough of Larksville passed Ordinance 26‑04,… Read More
In a 5–2 vote that surprised no one except the two council members who were not paying attention, the Borough of Larksville passed Ordinance 26‑04,… Read More
The discovery of prehistoric horoscopes in a cave near France is proof that humans have been making up predictions for a long time. May your… Read More
YouTube announced yesterday that it is launching RuseTube, a companion streaming platform dedicated exclusively to fake documentaries, citing overwhelming consumer demand for educational programming that… Read More
West Whiteland School Board members lean in toward The Oracle—a Magic 8‑Ball now responsible for all district policy decisions, from snow days to superintendent reviews.
Following a unanimous 5-0 vote that was described as “both decisive and spiritually guided,” the West Whiteland School Board announced that it was adopting a… Read More
For generations, humanity has maintained an impressive commitment to predicting its imminent demise. Ancient prophets foretold the end of the world by consulting the stars.… Read More
It was 11:40 a.m. on a Tuesday and I had eleven unread emails, four of which required action, when I clicked on a YouTube video… Read More
Despite facial recognition, biometric finger-print barriers, and old school passwords, Apple still receives customer complaints that begin, “I have absolutely no idea how my phone… Read More
Researchers at the Institute for Computational Self-Doubt (ICSD) in New Haven announced this week that their most advanced artificial intelligence has developed a crippling case… Read More