..... MISSING PERSONS ALERTS ..... Warren Bickel, 61, of 214 Briarwood Lane, Scranton, PA, disappeared after telling his wife that someone had been sitting in a parked Buick across the street for three nights and that tonight he intended to ask why ..... Denise Carrow, 42, of 908 Willow Street, Cedar Rapids, IA, vanished after answering her door at 11:17 p.m. and telling her daughter, “It’s the woman from the photograph” ..... Malcolm Rusk, 55, of 73 Hawthorne Drive, Knoxville, TN, disappeared while checking a motion-activated backyard light that had switched on every seventeen minutes despite police finding no footprints in the snow ..... Elaine Mercer, 68, of 1447 Sycamore Avenue, Dayton, OH, has not been seen since driving to a twenty-four-hour supermarket after discovering a grocery receipt on her kitchen counter timestamped three hours in the future ..... Trevor Nance, 36, of 502 Lakeview Court, Spokane, WA, vanished after calling his brother to report that someone had been knocking on the basement door, although county property records indicate the house has no basement .....

 

News

ICE Raids Now Targeting Unread Books

In the latest expansion of federal authority, government officials confirmed today that ICE raids now include inspections of private bookshelves, targeting citizens suspected of “willful… Read More

Horoscopes

Not the Jelly Roll Horoscopes

Jelly Roll was scheduled to guest-host this week’s Irregular Horoscopes, an arrangement that collapsed Saturday evening after Jellly had offended Saturn during what witnesses described… Read More