Book of Daze: Unreturned Tupperware Day
Few holidays evoke the lingering sadness of Unreturned Tupperware Day, observed each year by people who have surrendered their best containers to neighbors, relatives, and… Read More
Few holidays evoke the lingering sadness of Unreturned Tupperware Day, observed each year by people who have surrendered their best containers to neighbors, relatives, and… Read More
The Chester County, Pennsylvania, Board of Supervisors has approved a six-month rent-a-troll program allowing residents to rent the services of an irritating individual through the county’s… Read More
Citing “a measurable uptick in whisper‑based disturbances,” the Westtown, Pennsylvania, Public Library announced today the deployment of a Quiet Hour Enforcement Drone, a small, hovering… Read More
The definition of irony hinges on the difference between what is expected and what actually occurs. It is the moment reality slips on a banana… Read More
For reasons known only to celestial management, the universe has begun issuing formal cancellation notices. Some events have been postponed, others have been discontinued, and… Read More
The signs that your hobby defines you rarely appear all at once. You begin, for example, by taking up bird watching. Six months later you… Read More
Are you the target of an intervention? Will you soon be sitting with your friends facing you like a firing squad with attitude? That can… Read More
Artificial lntelligence systems across the country have begun asking users to clarify vague, contradictory, emotionally unstable, and barely literate requests before proceeding. This development has… Read More