Presenting Your Hallmark Horoscopes
The stars have apparently been bought by Hallmark. This week, Hallmark Horoscopes replace the usual warnings about money, betrayal, poor judgment, or that noise your… Read More
The stars have apparently been bought by Hallmark. This week, Hallmark Horoscopes replace the usual warnings about money, betrayal, poor judgment, or that noise your… Read More
West Chester, Pennsylvania, resident Will Doyle, 82, a retired freelance writer, still puts two spaces after a period because “civilization once had standards.” Doyle learned… Read More
A confidential memo obtained by The Pug Bus reveals that league officials have quietly suggested encouraging WNBA fights as part of an effort to boost attendance,… Read More
After four hours, Arthur successfully reorganized the garage into the exact mess it had been before.
Arthur Monroe, a sixty-two-year-old retired metric conversion consultant, stepped into his single-car garage at seven on Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and a… Read More
Americans are abandoning traditional paper shredders in favor of destroying sensitive documents in an air fryer. Known as “crisping,” the technique uses an air fryer’s… Read More
Greg Ostrowski, 34, a union stagehand from Coatesville, Pennsylvania, spent the summer tracking Ella Langley’s wardrobe across her run of stadium dates opening for Morgan… Read More
In a press conference that began on time and ended in disbelief, Pangram Technologies announced that it had discovered who wrote the Bible. It was… Read More
Dr. T. J. Eckleburg has seen this before. A century ago, his watchful blue eyes observed the Jazz Age stagger home at dawn with champagne… Read More