Exclusive Interview with Joe Paterno’s Statue
(Conducted by The Pug Bus, America’s Premier Source for News That Shouldn’t Be True) We are in a decommissioned airplane hangar in the mountains outside… Read More
Innerviews
Fictional conversations with real people who probably would not talk to us otherwise. From Bitcoin losers to historical prophets, we ask questions nobody approved and print answers we completely fabricated. Journalism’s dead anyway.
“Digging for Digital Ghosts,” An Interview with James Howells
![A landfill with crime-scene tape and distant industrial fog]“Please advise: which direction is upwind?” From the rickety observation deck overlooking the Newport, South Wales landfill… Read More
Atheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
Disclaimer: The following is a fictional, satirical conversation with a “Historical Jesus.” It’s a thought experiment about myth, storytelling, and the creation of belief–not an… Read More
The Man Whose Merde Doesn’t Stink: A Modern Parable of Odorless Isolation
A twenty-five-year-old local man—whom we’ll call “Helado,” the Spanish word for “ice cream”—claims his life has been upended by a rare condition that renders his… Read More
Barack Obama’s “Other” Half Is a White Nationalist
Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction; but just as no man is a… Read More
God Declares “Atheism Is Dead”
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times Book Review, God declared confidently that atheism is “deader than the Dead Sea Scrolls” and atheists have… Read More
