Ass Hats

Inspiration, like god, works in mysterious ways. Just the other day we were inspired by a piece we … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—A gay, British, former friend of mine who was active in the animal … Read on

Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has got himself an ass hat for vowing never to watch … Read on

SAN FRANCISCO—Just when you think progressives couldn’t possibly do anything more batshit than some of the batshit things they’ve done … Read on

LOS ANGELES-Ellen DeGeneres, with a face only a lesbian could love, has planted that face, and the head … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Oprah Winfrey gave away a car on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night in a transparent attempt to deflect … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Pa. – Racial harmony in the United States may not be receding in the rear view mirror of … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Penna. — We take no pleasure in bestowing this Asshat of the Moment award on Taco Bell, which … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The Amalgamated Asshat Association will have to step up production this week in order to make … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Lamar Smith, chairman of the House of Representatives Judiciary Committee, is the latest winner of the … Read on

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – What sort of dipshit thinks it’s “hysterically funny” to dress her … Read on

WEST CHESTER, Penna. — Hillary Clinton’s gal pal Elton John is the latest recipient of the Postcards … Read on

NEW YORK – While Michael Vick sits in jail trying to master … Read on

LOS ANGELES – Ellen DeGeneres is the newest winner of the Postcards from the Pug Bus … Read on