Biff Scuzzy – postcards from the pug bus

Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths

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LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely … Read on

News

President Trump Grants Emergency Sick Days to COVID-19 Victims

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the … Read on

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Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths

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LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely … Read on

Sporting Life

Dab Rig Manufacturer Issues Refunds for Kaepernick Model

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SAN FRANCISCO—Rigs-R-Us, the nation’s leading manufacturer of “smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious,” offered refunds today to any customers … Read on

Culture

Walmart Intruduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

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NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in … Read on

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President Trump Vows to Make GPS Great Again

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump announced this morning that he would ask the Department of Homeland Security to investigate an alarming rise … Read on

Culture

High Times Touts CBD-Infused Maxi Pads

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In its September issue, which has been out since mid-June, High Times magazine ran sponsored content pimping CBD oil as … Read on

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Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy

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NEW YORK—President-elect Donald Trump said yesterday that he wants to see English become the official language in all fifty states. … Read on

The Grammar Prick

Trump Appoints Grammar Prick to New Cabinet Post

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Donald J. Trump has appointed the Grammar Prick to the newly created cabinet post of Secretary of Grammar … Read on

Ass Hats

Huff Post Scribbler Get Asshat Award for Setting New Lows in Virtue Signaling

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Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has got himself an ass hat for vowing never to watch … Read on

You Can't PhotoShop This

Harris County, Georgia: You Can’t Photoshop This

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In case you can’t make out the fine print, it says, “WARNING: Harris County is politically incorrect. We say: Merry … Read on

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Gennifer Flowers Vows to Go Commando at First Debate

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NEW YORK—Gennifer Flowers, one-time cum-dumpster for then governor of Arkansas, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, says she will “go commando” at … Read on

Sporting Life

Charlotte Rampling Says Fuss Over Cam Newton Is Racist to White QBs

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CANCUN—Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling said yesterday that “all this codswallop” about Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, who is African American, … Read on

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Trump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map

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As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have … Read on

You Can't PhotoShop This

Colleges Offer Halloween Costume Counseling: You Can’t Photoshop This

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–Not content with declaring war on date rape, Columbus Day, free speech, men who urinate standing up, and … Read on

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