Top Ten Complaints Mrs. Google Receives About Google Search Results
Being the librarian of the entire world is a thankless job. Mrs. Google sits atop her digital mountain, sifting through collective grievances about Google search… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Book of Daze: Boycott Zach Bryan
Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More
Book of Daze 7-OH Day
Celebrating 7-OH the compound that turned gas stations into gateways and wellness into weaponry. 🧬 Book of Daze 7-OH Day Origin StoryIt began, as great… Read More
Five Netflix Shows That Are Better When You’re High
(Because reality is overrated and your snacks aren’t going to eat themselves.) Sweet Tooth … Post-apocalyptic Bambi on ‘shrooms. A gentle, feckless deer-boy wanders through… Read More
Air Fryers Aren’t Only for Cooking
Everyone thinks an air fryer is a two-trick pony, good only for reheating limp fries or pretending to eat healthy. That whirring countertop UFO is… Read More
Five TED Talks We’d Like to Hear
(But probably never will for reasons of decency, national security, or fear of spontaneous combustion.) “How to Ghost Your Responsibilities and Still Get Promoted” –… Read More
You Can’t Satirize This Mess, #5
“Woman shot in butt after sliding into MRI machine with loaded firearm” An unidentified Wisconsin woman was left with an extra pair of holes in… Read More
Farm-to-Table
Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting. “My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” She arrived hungry. He opened the door, beaming. … Read More