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Jelly Roll discovers that a late-night desk comes with a microphone but, tragically, no parole officer.
Jelly Roll Plays Jimmy Kimmel and wins the Dunce Cap of the Moment Award for his wheezing, misguided performance. The forty-one-year-old country singer, former inmate,… Read More
Steve Ballmer, Clippers owner and human fire alarm, is awarded the Dunce Cap of the Moment for deciding the NBA salary cap was merely a… Read More
Waiting Room Horoscopes are designed for rooms where twelve vinyl chairs, four outdated magazines, and one artificial plant are responsible for maintaining public confidence. Please… Read More
For centuries, humanity assumed the apocalypse would arrive as predicted, destroy civilization, and leave the survivors fighting over canned peaches. Increasingly, however, evidence suggests the… Read More
The information age was supposed to place the accumulated knowledge of civilization at everyone’s fingertips. Instead, much of that information appears to have been put… Read More
The NCAA’s newly formed Department of Mascot Ethics completed its first mandatory training program las week. Its collegiate mascot guidelines are intended to “restore dignity,… Read More
The stars have apparently been bought by Hallmark. This week, Hallmark Horoscopes replace the usual warnings about money, betrayal, poor judgment, or that noise your… Read More
Americans are abandoning traditional paper shredders in favor of destroying sensitive documents in an air fryer. Known as “crisping,” the technique uses an air fryer’s… Read More
