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Johnny Cash and Dolly Parton share a historic YouTube moment that history somehow neglected to have happen.
YouTube history has solved two of the past’s most vexing problems: much of it actually happened, and it was insufficiently heartwarming. Hence the touching but glaringly… Read More
West Chester, Pennsylvania, resident Will Doyle, 82, a retired freelance writer, still puts two spaces after a period because “civilization once had standards.” Doyle learned… Read More
Americans are abandoning traditional paper shredders in favor of destroying sensitive documents in an air fryer. Known as “crisping,” the technique uses an air fryer’s… Read More
In a press conference that began on time and ended in disbelief, Pangram Technologies announced that it had discovered who wrote the Bible. It was… Read More
The digital fallacy is the error of judging a work primarily by the method of its production rather than by the qualities of the work… Read More
When you hit 'Triple-Platinum Diamond Package' instead of 'Basic Rinse' and accidentally summon a tropical monsoon, nineteen shades of boysenberry foam, and a personal laser show.
The heavy iron doors of the Sparkle Palace Automated Oasis slam shut with the finality of a hydraulic vault. Outside, the sky is clear. Inside,… Read More
Civilization has survived plagues, wars, economic catastrophies, disco, and regular announcements that civilization itself was about to end. The latest consensus among cultural observers is… Read More
Despite facial recognition, biometric finger-print barriers, and old school passwords, Apple still receives customer complaints that begin, “I have absolutely no idea how my phone… Read More
