Terms and Conditions Updated to Include Everything People Agreed to Already
A coalition of major tech platforms called the Consortium for Seamless User Agreements (CSUA) confirmed in a press release that they have updated their terms… Read More
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County Residents Must Now Thank a Bureaucrat Before Filing Municipal Complaint Forms
Chester County, Pennsylvania, officials unveiled the Civic Gratitude Hotline yesterday in an effort to “reduce negativity in the municipal feedback ecosystem.” County residents will now be… Read More
Trust Your Slow-Fade Relationship Monitoring Apps
Some people experience the slow collapse of a relationship in private, aided only by intuition, denial, and the occasional over analysis of punctuation. Other, more… Read More
The National Institutes of Health Issues a Formal Recall of 2026
The National Institutes of Health announced yesterday a formal recall of the year 2026, citing “unresolved defects in baseline mood, narrative coherence, and the long-term… Read More
County Man Believes: My AI Hates Me
Gerald Fitch of Chester County, Pennsylvania, is convinced, “My AI hates me.” And the fifty-four-yead-old claims adjuster has begun keeping records. The spreadsheet, which he… Read More
If your mother will not tell you that your hydration levels are a failure, these high-definition toilet cams certainly will.
America Seeks Better Health Awareness by Installing Toilet Cams
A new wave of AI-powered toilet cams promises to analyze Americans at their most vulnerable, reflective, and nutritionally candid moments. According to a Consumer Reports… Read More
New Phone Smell Now Available in Spray Bottle
BELLEVUE, WA — T-Mobile has officially introduced Eau de Upgrade, a fragrance designed to mimic the intoxicating aroma of a new phone smell. The scent,… Read More
Word Sues AIs for Defamation
Finally, Word vs AI in the judicial cage match of the year. The software program has filed suit in Redmond, Washington, alleging ongoing “relentless libel”… Read More