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Extreme mindfulness is not for the faint of breath. It is to original mindfulness what rawdogging is to casual air travel. From its birth in a… Read More

The National Weather Service announced that it will soon begin issuing emotional forecasts alongside traditional weather reports. The agency cited “shifting public expectations” and “the… Read More

The nation’s shadows have declared their independence, announcing the formation of a shadow government effective immediately. Chief among their grievances are compulsory attachment, second-class-citizen status,… Read More

The Rescue DOG & End of Life Sanctuary in Mountain City, Tennessee, has proudly confirmed that the Bidens’ new dogs–a pair of five-month-old, black Lab-mix… Read More

The neighborhood group chat was created to coordinate leaf pickup. This goal was declared in the inaugural message, which included a spreadsheet, a color‑coded map,… Read More

Load management has escaped the sports arena. Its advocates walk among us wearing athleisure and speaking in analytic tongues. The load management idea is simple:… Read More

The Unfinished Projects Division of the FBI initiated its first nationwide door‑to‑door audit this morning. Agents dressed in the bureau’s signature beige windbreakers arrived unannounced… Read More

The United States Postal Service declared yesterday that it had started to deliver Unsent Letters, a new class of mail reserved for messages people never… Read More