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Mayor Grist deploys 'Operation Scone Peace,' armed with donuts, a ruler, and a very official-looking cardboard table to resolve the Great Bakery Standoff.
Mayor Thaddeus Grist, 61, a pigeon exhibitor who refuses to wear neckties owing to a childhood fear of trapezoids, personally convened Emergency Municipal Council Session… Read More
Trevor’s holographic ferret just asked for soul‑access permissions. Emotional Support Animals have officially gone full software update.
Budget airlines has announced that passengers may now bring AI Emotional Support Animals onboard—provided they mime feeding the animals like deranged Victorian children tending invisible… Read More
The nation’s academic arms race reached its logical conclusion this week after Florida high school senior Ethan Mallory graduated with a record-setting GPA so high… Read More
In a 5–2 vote that surprised no one except the two council members who were not paying attention, the Borough of Larksville passed Ordinance 26‑04,… Read More
West Whiteland School Board members lean in toward The Oracle—a Magic 8‑Ball now responsible for all district policy decisions, from snow days to superintendent reviews.
Following a unanimous 5-0 vote that was described as “both decisive and spiritually guided,” the West Whiteland School Board announced that it was adopting a… Read More
For generations, humanity has maintained an impressive commitment to predicting its imminent demise. Ancient prophets foretold the end of the world by consulting the stars.… Read More
The West Chester Homeowners Association has replaced its Community Standards handbook with the Five Buddhist Precepts, hoping that karma would prove a more effective deterrent… Read More
The newly formed National Association of Former Gifted Children (NAFGC) has petitioned Congress to award Retroactive Academic Valor Medals to adults who spent their childhoods… Read More
