Signs the U.S. Is About to Invade Canada Over the Trade War
Officials in Washington have yet to announce plans to invade Canada, which is exactly the sort of thing Washington would do shortly before invading Canada.… Read More
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Beloved Clown Exonerated After Children’s Menu Extortion Plot
Disclaimer: This children’s menu extortion report is satire. The events, quotations, officials, organizations, and allegations described below were invented for comedic purposes and should not… Read More
ICE raids enter their literary phase as agents seize unread classics before someone falsely claims to have enjoyed War and Peace.
ICE Raids Now Targeting Unread Books
In the latest expansion of federal authority, government officials confirmed today that ICE raids now include inspections of private bookshelves, targeting citizens suspected of “willful… Read More
Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
County Man, 83, Fined for Burning a MAGA Hat
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
CDC Estimates That Everybody Will Be on the Autism Spectrum by 2035
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today revised its autism prevalence model upward for the ninth consecutive quarter, projecting that 100% of the U.S.… Read More
Harvard Introduces Safe Space for Students Triggered by Correct Grammar
Harvard has opened a safe space for students who experience discomfort when exposed to correct grammar, sentence structure, or punctuation that appears excessively confident. That… Read More
Neighborhood Dog Catches Car, Has No Idea What to Do Next
A neighborhood dog catches car, then realizes there was a flaw in his business model. Baxter, the neighborhood Lab-mix, lives to chase cars. Every morning,… Read More
Boycott YouTube Movement Enters Second Week
The Boycott YouTube movement has entered its second week, with organizers reporting “significant” membership growth in the face of “aggressive fabrication” from offshore YouTube farms.… Read More