The Eyes Have It: Postmodern Horoscopes by Dr. T. J. Eckleburg
Dr. T. J. Eckleburg has seen this before. A century ago, his watchful blue eyes observed the Jazz Age stagger home at dawn with champagne… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Dr. T. J. Eckleburg has seen this before. A century ago, his watchful blue eyes observed the Jazz Age stagger home at dawn with champagne… Read More
Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More
Celebrating 7-OH the compound that turned gas stations into gateways and wellness into weaponry. 🧬 Book of Daze 7-OH Day Origin StoryIt began, as great… Read More
Everyone thinks an air fryer is a two-trick pony, good only for reheating limp fries or pretending to eat healthy. That whirring countertop UFO is… Read More
(But probably never will for reasons of decency, national security, or fear of spontaneous combustion.) “How to Ghost Your Responsibilities and Still Get Promoted” –… Read More
“Woman shot in butt after sliding into MRI machine with loaded firearm” An unidentified Wisconsin woman was left with an extra pair of holes in… Read More
Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting. “My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” She arrived hungry. He opened the door, beaming. … Read More