WTF?
The box I checked while ordering pizza online was for extra pepperoni, supposedly. Now I’m getting daily updates on cryptocurrency, cat yoga, artisanal soap, Bolivian… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Revenge Is Sweet
She bakes one special pastry with care—cinnamon, apples, and arsenic. At the reunion, Eric alone has that one, still laughing about prom night, unaware she… Read More
Schrödinger’s Cat Seeks Closure
Schrödinger’s cat has filed a massive lawsuit, alive and dead, claiming emotional distress from years of quantum gaslighting. “I just wanted a nap, not a… Read More
HARDY Rules!
HARDY’s COUNTRY! EP kicks dirt on Morgan Wallen’s album I’m the Problem and Eric Church’s Evangeline vs. the Machine. In a year filled with high-profile… Read More
Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease… Read More
President Trump Grants Emergency Sick Days to COVID-19 Victims
WASHINGTON, D.C.–President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the battered Dakotas region. Hurrying into… Read More
Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease… Read More
Dab Rig Manufacturer Issues Refunds for Kaepernick Model
Rigs-R-Us, the nation’s leading manufacturer of “smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious,” offered refunds today to any customers who bought a Colin Kaepernick Puffco… Read More