NCAA Issues Collegiate Mascot Guidelines
The NCAA’s newly formed Department of Mascot Ethics completed its first mandatory training program las week. Its collegiate mascot guidelines are intended to “restore dignity,… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Presenting Your Hallmark Horoscopes
The stars have apparently been bought by Hallmark. This week, Hallmark Horoscopes replace the usual warnings about money, betrayal, poor judgment, or that noise your… Read More
Destroying Sensitive Documents in an Air Fryer
Americans are abandoning traditional paper shredders in favor of destroying sensitive documents in an air fryer. Known as “crisping,” the technique uses an air fryer’s… Read More
The Eyes Have It: Postmodern Horoscopes by Dr. T. J. Eckleburg
Dr. T. J. Eckleburg has seen this before. A century ago, his watchful blue eyes observed the Jazz Age stagger home at dawn with champagne… Read More
Book of Daze: Boycott Zach Bryan
Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More
Book of Daze 7-OH Day
Celebrating 7-OH the compound that turned gas stations into gateways and wellness into weaponry. 🧬 Book of Daze 7-OH Day Origin StoryIt began, as great… Read More
Air Fryers Aren’t Only for Cooking
Everyone thinks an air fryer is a two-trick pony, good only for reheating limp fries or pretending to eat healthy. That whirring countertop UFO is… Read More
Five TED Talks We’d Like to Hear
(But probably never will for reasons of decency, national security, or fear of spontaneous combustion.) “How to Ghost Your Responsibilities and Still Get Promoted” –… Read More