Biff Scuzzy, Author at Postcards from The Pug Bus

cartoon image of a woman going into an mri machine

"Is that a gun in your pocket ..."

You Can’t Satirize This Mess, #5

Biff Scuzzy 50-Word Stories, Brevity is the Soul, flash fiction, Micro Satire 1 year

“Woman shot in butt after sliding into MRI machine with loaded firearm” An unidentified Wisconsin woman was left with an extra pair of holes in… Read More

man chasing a chicken with a knife in his kitchen

"Don't cook your chicken before ...""

Flash

Farm-to-Table

Biff Scuzzy 50-Word Stories, Brevity is the Soul, flash fiction, Micro Satire 1 year

Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting. “My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” She arrived hungry. He opened the door, beaming. … Read More

a man sitting at a computer that's got all these slips of paper flowing out of the screen

"All I did was click the box for pepperoni."

Flash

WTF?

Biff Scuzzy 50-Word Stories, Brevity is the Soul, flash fiction, Micro Satire 1 year

The box I checked while ordering pizza online was for extra pepperoni, supposedly. Now I’m getting daily updates on cryptocurrency, cat yoga, artisanal soap, Bolivian… Read More

a man's face contorted because he just ate some poisoned pastry

"Nooooooooo"

Flash

Revenge Is Sweet

Biff Scuzzy 50-Word Stories, Brevity is the Soul, flash fiction, Micro Satire 1 year

She bakes one special pastry with care—cinnamon, apples, and arsenic. At the reunion, Eric alone has that one, still laughing about prom night, unaware she… Read More

schrodinger's cat breaking out of its box

"There isn't any litter in here."

Flash

Schrödinger’s Cat Seeks Closure

Biff Scuzzy 50-Word Stories, Brevity is the Soul, flash fiction, Micro Satire 1 year

Schrödinger’s cat has filed a massive lawsuit, alive and dead, claiming emotional distress from years of quantum gaslighting. “I just wanted a nap, not a… Read More

image of the country singer HARDY wearing a black T-shirt that reads "HARDY SUCKS"

"The HARDY boy makes good."

Culture Music

HARDY Rules!

Biff Scuzzy Morgan Wallen, music 1 year

HARDY’s COUNTRY! EP kicks dirt on Morgan Wallen’s album I’m the Problem and Eric Church’s Evangeline vs. the Machine. In a year filled with high-profile… Read More

News

Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths

Biff Scuzzy 5 years

LONDON – A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease… Read More

News

President Trump Grants Emergency Sick Days to COVID-19 Victims

Biff Scuzzy trump 6 years

WASHINGTON, D.C.–President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the battered Dakotas region. Hurrying into… Read More