#blacklivesmatter Campaign Launched at Dunkin’ Donuts
Dunkin’ Donuts’ new #blacklivesmatter campaign hit a speed bump after it had been rolled out in Providence, Rhode Island, last Friday. Matter of fact, the… Read More
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Black Lives Matter: You Can’t Photoshop This
Members of Fuk Yo Flag, a wholly owned subsidiary of Black Lives Matter, have taken to videos and blog posts to “suggest” acts of violence… Read More
Apple To Reveal Shocker at Annual Event
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca.–As the tech world holds its breath waiting for Apple’s Christmas-in-September party today, rumors are swirling that the Cupertino giant has a major… Read More
God Is Only Ninth in Fantasy Football League
WILMINGTON, De.–The Lord God of Hosts is more than a little frustrated by his ninth-place standing in the twelve-team Wilmington, Delaware, North fantasy football league.… Read More
Guido Barilla Announces New Regina Brand Pasta
PARMA, Italy–Guido Barilla, chairman of the Barilla Group, the world’s leading pasta manufacturer, announced yesterday that his company plans to introduce a “boutique” pasta line… Read More
Study Links Obesity to Increase in Cyber Crimes
FOSTER CITY, Ca.–A study conducted by the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) reveals that obesity is no longer an impediment to committing crimes… Read More
Republican Drive to Impeach Obama Focuses on His Biracial Status
House Republicans, who have been accused of being racists for wanting to impeach President Obama, have issued their strongest denial of that charge to date.… Read More
Local Resident Thinks He’s at the Top of His Game
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant on a hot July afternoon.… Read More