Santa Bans AI-generated Letters
After receiving millions of letters that were obviously not written by youngsters–who generally don’t use terms like “plausible deniability”–Santa Claus has declared that he will… Read More
After receiving millions of letters that were obviously not written by youngsters–who generally don’t use terms like “plausible deniability”–Santa Claus has declared that he will… Read More
Crampazine is now offered in chewable gummies. Results may vary. May cause involuntary yodeling, nostalgia for fax machines, spontaneous karaoke, mild time travel, existential vertigo,… Read More
They lay on the hood of his car, stars spilling across the night above like secrets. She traced constellations with her finger. He pretended to… Read More
He touched her hand while reaching for the salt. The moment bloomed. Sweat behind knees, breath like static. Not love, not even want. Just hunger… Read More
“Woman shot in butt after sliding into MRI machine with loaded firearm” An unidentified Wisconsin woman was left with an extra pair of holes in… Read More
Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting. “My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” She arrived hungry. He opened the door, beaming. … Read More