Draft day at the Fantasy League for Intellectuals, where despair is currency and unread footnotes are the MVPs.
Welcome to the Fantasy League for Intellectuals, where the mind is a battlefield and the scoreboard is a Kafkaesque ledger of suffering. Here, one does… Read More
Waiting rooms are basically Ground Zero for humanity’s decline. You sit under those florescent lights, breathing recycled coughs, surrounded by people who look like they’ve… Read More
1. You Treat Money Like a Guest StarIt breezes through your life like a cameo appearance on Friends. Fun while it’s here, gone before you… Read More
After receiving millions of letters that were obviously not written by youngsters–who generally don’t use terms like “plausible deniability”–Santa Claus has declared that he will… Read More
The village praised Elias, the healer with miracle hands. Each cure, however, was costly–gold, secrets, silence. One night, the mayor followed Elias into the woods.… Read More
"I really do believe that if Sir David Attenborough would narrate my life to me things would be much easier."
Postmodern philosophy is the mycelium from which the toxic fungi of skepticism, sarcasm, deconstructionism, ironic politeness, and self-aware apologies emerge. These are nourished by a… Read More
She jabs her index finger at an app like she’s poking someone in the chest while she’s making a point in an argument. He lays… Read More
“What’s this $999.00 payment to NeverEndingWeb?” she asked. “That guarantees my new website won’t expire even when I do.” “Who’s gonna read it 100 years… Read More
