Santa Bans AI-generated Letters

After receiving millions of letters that were obviously not written by youngsters–who generally don’t use terms like “plausible deniability”–Santa Claus has declared that he will not read any further AI-generated correspondence. “I’m sick of bullet-pointed presentations that read as if they were written by a committee of lawyers,” he said.

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