More Restaurants Banning Cell Phones
The modern dining experience has entered a corrective phase with more restaurants banning cell phones than ever before. Their move is a reaction to the… Read More
The Nation’s Shadows Form Shadow Government
The nation’s shadows have declared their independence, announcing the formation of a shadow government effective immediately. Chief among their grievances are compulsory attachment, second-class-citizen status,… Read More
How to Apply Cologne: A Gentleman’s Guide
Men apply cologne with more enthusiasm than self-awareness. How to Apply Cologne: The Gentleman’s Guide, promotes cologne as a finishing touch. In real life, cologne often … Read More
NBA Playoff Predictions 2026
Presenting The Pug Bus’ 2026 NBA Playoff Predictions, First Round. (Update: Several predictions remained technically possible when these blind guesses were posted yesterday, which was… Read More
How Restaurants Identify Target Customers
There is a moment, just after seating you, when a restaurant decides whether you are part of its intended ecosystem or an invasive species with… Read More
If your mother will not tell you that your hydration levels are a failure, these high-definition toilet cams certainly will.
America Seeks Better Health Awareness by Installing Toilet Cams
A new wave of AI-powered toilet cams promises to analyze Americans at their most vulnerable, reflective, and nutritionally candid moments. According to a Consumer Reports… Read More
How to Avoid Getting Shot at 1 a.m.–Drive-Thru Restaurant Precautions
The modern drive-thru is a miracle of efficiency: calories delivered at speeds that once belonged only to aviation. It is also, at times, a MMA… Read More
A Meditation on Scrambled Egg Technique for the Serious Home Cook
Before we discuss scrambled egg technique, we must discuss the egg awaiting in its carton—ideally a hand-lettered kraft paper carton from a small-batch producer in… Read More