Shane Gillis SNL Apology Goes Sideways
NEW YORK — The Shane Gillis SNL apology was supposed to include an appearance in which the comedian expressed remorse for his most recent SNL… Read More
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NBC has assured Shane Gillis that his apology will be accepted, pending review of its contents, delivery, and facial expressions.
NEW YORK — The Shane Gillis SNL apology was supposed to include an appearance in which the comedian expressed remorse for his most recent SNL… Read More
At first the QR code seemed innocent enough. A restaurant stopped supplying menus and put a little black square on the table instead. We pointed our phones… Read More
“I don’t always ride in a rocket, but when I do, I make sure somebody else pays for the return trip.”
PUEBLO, Colo. — The Most Interesting Man in the World, who was brought back from a ten-tear exile on Mars by Dos Equis in January,… Read More
When Penn State cuts 47 degree programs during the next academic year, fewer than 100 students will be affected, according to university officials, who arrived… Read More
I have recently learned that I have been sleeping all wrong–neglecting my REM cycles, sleep efficiency scores, and something called recovery readiness. Fortunately, several companies… Read More
The Trump Commission proudly unveils the greatest sewage treatment facility in American history. Nobody handles more crap. Nobody.
The Trump Commission on Presidential Recognition and Geographic Correctness has uncovered “a disturbing nationwide pattern of bridges, schools, mountains, rivers, and municipal sewage treatment facilities… Read More
The refrigerator warned Delvecchio that accidents happen, particularly to people who reach for cheese after midnight.
WEST CHESTER, Pa. — Citing “persistent emotional neglect” and “a pattern of psychologically withholding behavior,” Chester County resident Ronald Delvecchio, 54, a divorced insurance broker… Read More
Britain’s ongoing national campaign to avoid discussing feelings has been declared a success. Officials confirm that millions of citizens completed another year without expressing an… Read More