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Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Passion or stability?

Mavis Drouk, emotional escrow officer

Believed to be near Harrisburg, PA

Stability. Passion is what people choose when they still believe a staircase can be made entirely of sparks. Stability may not sing outside your window, but it does remember where the insurance cards are.

Rufus Clenn, freelance thunder consultant

Last reported west of Tulsa, OK

Passion, obviously. Stability is just boredom wearing shoes with arch support. I want life to arrive late, smell faintly of lightning, and explain nothing until several lamps have been broken.

Nora Vell, deputy curator of small regrets

Possibly sheltering in Eugene, OR

Passion is useful for beginnings, stability for the paperwork afterward. I prefer both in moderation, which is another way of saying I would like to be ruined briefly and then driven home safely.

Weight loss horoscopes illustration: cosmic scale balancing zodiac signs with diet foods in space.

You are what you don't eat!

Culture

Weight Loss Horoscopes

philmaggitti cultural commentary 1 month

The cosmos has decided that your collective size is too bloated to ignore. In response, it presents the weight loss horoscopes, which put your forecasts… Read More

Office worker tries to meditate at cluttered desk while emails, phone alerts, and a grocery list pile up, illustrating the modern crisis of too much mindfulness meditation.

Too much mindfulness meditation. Please return immediately to mild panic.

Culture

⚡ The Dangers of Too Much Mindfulness Meditation

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

Federal health officials issued a stern advisory today, warning Americans about the growing dangers of too much mindfulness meditation, which has been linked to chronic… Read More

Satirical fine dining scene where diners experience a conceptual tasting menu experience: empty plates, cardboard candles, and a violinist playing mournful notes.

A server delivers atmosphere, implication, and the faint aroma of regret.

Culture food

Restaurant Éthéré: The Invisible Tasting Menu Experience

philmaggitti cultural commentary, food 2 months

Restaurant Éthéré offers a unique tasting menu experience. Food is obsolete and flavor is a mindset. The menu is composed entirely of aromas, narratives, and… Read More

Political cartoon depicting Gandhi’s shortcomings, showing Gandhi engaged in several of them..

History remembers the halo. The footnotes remember the man.

Culture

Speaking Ill of the Dead: Gandi’s Shortcomings

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

The question of Gandhi’s shortcomings is, for many, an unwelcome one. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869–1948) occupies a position in the global imagination normally reserved for… Read More

People sitting in a circle of folding chairs at a support group meeting while one person stands and speaks about the personal consequences of going viral online.

Going viral wasn't such a good idea after all.

Culture

When Going Viral Ruins Your Life

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

One tweet about sandwiches should not ruin a life. Unfortunately, social media excels at turning small accidents into permanent identities via the phenomenon known as… Read More

Cartoon illustration of a dog ghostwriting your autobiography at a desk with a typewriter, surrounded by papers, coffee, and beef jerky in a cozy home office.

He insisted on final cut and premium jerky.

Culture

How to Tell If Your Dog Is Ghostwriting Your Autobiography

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

1. Trash as Origin StoryThe first red flag is your memoir’s sudden fixation on garbage. If your formative years are catalogued not by events but… Read More

A vintage 1930s rubber hose animation style illustration featuring a sentient mindfulness app personified as a smartphone with a worried expression, pie-cut eyes, and beads of sweat. The character has exaggerated, bouncy limbs and is surrounded by anxious alarm clocks and coffee mugs against a grainy, black and white film texture background.

This sentient app is now so present in the moment that it is having a full-scale panic attack.

Culture

Mindfulness App Achieves Sentience: Immediately Develops Anxiety

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

The trouble began on a Tuesday morning in Portland, Oregon, when Serenity Now—the world’s most downloaded mindfulness app, with 47 million active users and a… Read More

A satirical cartoon of Ozzie Nelson captures him in a sanitized 1950s living room. He wears his signature brown cardigan with a tie, displaying an unctuous grin that suggests a man holding his family in a polite hostage situation. The illustration is framed like a television set. Since a drawing cannot sue for libel, this image accurately reflects the control freak who engineered a fictional reality while dictating the unscripted lives of his family.

A man who spent fourteen seasons doing nothing on camera so he could spend twenty-four hours a day controlling everything off camera.

Culture

Speaking Ill of the Dead: Because They Cannot Sue for Libel

philmaggitti cultural commentary 2 months

This is the first installment of Speaking Ill of the Dead, a column born of the belief that just because someone has taken the long… Read More

The Pug Bus Breaking News

The Pug Bus Breaking News requires no email address, no mother's maiden name, no first pet's nickname, and no DNA sample. You simply mash the link below and read.

Deliver It

⚡ Scholars at the Royal Institute for the Advancement of Obvious Things have concluded, after eleven years of exhaustive inquiry, that people who speak at great length in meetings do not thereby become more correct. The findings have been submitted to a committee for review.

⚡ It has been determined by authorities in several jurisdictions that the phrase "I just want to be honest with you" reliably precedes the portion of the conversation one would most prefer not to have. Legislation is pending.

⚡ The Bureau of Perpetual Reassessment has announced that this is not, in fact, the most divided the nation has ever been, a distinction that continues to belong to a prior era when the disagreements concerned rather more consequential matters and people occasionally died over them.

Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly arranged as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval ...

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

Read It All

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

The years do not accuse.
They simply pile up like newspapers you meant to read,
each one carrying news that is no longer news.

You think: I should have said that differently.
I should have stayed. I should have gone.
The mind is efficient this way,
filing the same cases under the same wrong headings,
finding them again at 3 a.m. in perfect order.

What surprises is not the weight of it
but the patience —
how regret waits,
how it has nowhere else to be,
how it sits across from you at breakfast
and asks for nothing,
knowing you will offer it everything
on your own.

The body slows.
The catalog does not.
You carry the unlived lives
the way old houses carry
the smell of people who are gone —
not haunting exactly,
just present,
just there,
just refusing
the simple courtesy
of leaving.