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Satirical illustration of three men holding a lawsuit, broken heart, and spreadsheet while a pop star performs onstage behind them, parodying Taylor Swift breakup songs and forgotten exes.

Emotional availability does not qualify automatically for Taylor Swift breakup songs.

Three Men Sue for Not Getting Taylor Swift Breakup Songs

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Taylor Swift breakup songs are a dime a dozen. She doles them out like participation trophies at a Little League game, but what happens to… Read More

Celebrity hotline illustration: golden labyrinth emerging from a stylized printer, set against a starry black background. The maze symbolizes a jammed printer as a cosmic trial.

Please hold while your celebrity hotline rep consults the stars… and jams your paper again.”

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Celebrity Hotline Volunteer Tech Support

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When the Wi”‘Fi flickers or the printer jams, we expect technicians to bail us out. Imagine, instead, a volunteer celebrity hotline staffed by those stars… Read More

A disheveled celebrity stands on a chaotic red carpet clutching a mugshot placard as paparazzi swarm and flashbulbs erupt amid spilled champagne and toppled ropes--a quintessential celebrity shocker scene.

"Another fine night for Hollywood’s damage-control industry."

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Celebrity Shockers: Outrageous Moments, Arrests, and Meltdowns

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Browse our ever-growing collection of scandals, gaffes, tantrums, and career-threatening brainstorms. New entries are added whenever another boldface name decides to goose destiny, derail common… Read More

Britney Spears barefoot on a cracked CD stage, holding jeweled keys, surrounded by floating emojis and glitter in a surreal cosmic setting.

Oops, she's doing it again.

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Britney Spears Is Off the Leash Again

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The pop princess emerita is back on the loose, twirling through provocative Instagram posts and giving the culture vulture machine one more whirl of its… Read More

Image of a cartoon Jennifer Anniston in a white bikini.

When your body develops a mind of its own, suddenly the red carpet gets a lot more interesting.

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Jennifer Aniston’s New Body Confident with Jennifer Aniston

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Editor’s Note: This masterwork first dropped in 2005, back when Jennifer Aniston and her love life was a national sport and low-rise jeans were a… Read More

Meghan Markle article illustration, am image pf a CBD molecule structure.

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Meghan Markle’s Royal Names for Her New Fragrance

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Meghan Markle will launch her branded perfume any second now. The super scent has been nearly two years in the making. Countless beavers, deer, and… Read More

Scarlett Johansson turns her back to the camera in a glamorous ad-style portrait for American Express in a parody of celebrity endorsement culture.

Scarlett and AmEx, a perfect fit.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Bum Reportedly Signs Deal with American Express

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Scarlett Johansson’s bum and American Express: the perfect fit. Ms. Johansson never leaves home without them. Scarlett Johansson: My Life, My CardName . . .… Read More

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Mounting Remake of Don Quixote

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HOLLYWOOD – In conjunction with what would have been Miguel de Cervantes’ 464th birthday, Tom Cruise has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. Sources… Read More

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