 Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Mounting Remake of Don Quixote
HOLLYWOOD – In conjunction with what would have been Miguel de Cervantes’ 464th birthday, Tom Cruise has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon. Sources… Read More
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Tom Cruise Brokered Spice Girls Reunion
LOS ANGELES – The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour, and we can thank Tom Cruise for that. The diminutive actor is rumored… Read More
Don Imus to Star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain
LOS ANGELES – Former on-air personality Don Imus has been tipped to star with Tom Cruise in Talkback Mountain, the story of a radio talk show… Read More
Tom Cruise Challenges Global Warming Report
LOS ANGELES – Tom Cruise dismissed the global warming report issued by the United Nations as “a load of pseudo-scientific hooey” that offers “temporary bromides”… Read More
God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding
VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because he… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding Secrets
ROME – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will exchange mood rings during a Scientology wedding ceremony this weekend at Odescalchi Castle on Lake Bracciano, twenty… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Still Undecided on Wedding Date
LOS ANGELES – An anonymous source at Cruise/Wagner Productions reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be close to settling on a tentative wedding… Read More
Tom Cruise Alert: Today United Artists, Tomorrow the United States
LOS ANGELES – Be afraid, ye sons and daughters of Xenu. Be fearful of your fate, ye glib commentators and disciples of false prophets. Bow… Read More