Suri Cruise Photos Expected to Fuel Stock Market Rally
The publication of the first pictures of Suri Cruise should drive many stock prices higher, financial analysts predict. The long-anticipated images, featured in an exclusive… Read More
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Tom Cruise Issues Apology Tour; Mileage May Vary
LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise reportedly began what insiders are calling his “Multi-City Apology Awareness Outreach Tour” by visiting Brooke Shields at her home last… Read More
Tom Cruise Demoted to Dwarf Object Status by IAU
PRAGUE – The International Astronomical Union (IAU) adopted a resolution Thursday that effectively strips Tom Cruise of his status as a Hollywood planet. The controversial… Read More
Tom Cruise Dumped by Paramount Because of Annoying Laugh
LOS ANGELES — Hollywood experienced a measurable shift in the Earth’s crust this week when Paramount Pictures announced it was ending its long-running partnership with… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Present Baby Suri Hotline
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has finally responded to growing speculation that his alleged daughter Suri does not exist. Mr. Cruise announced yesterday through the pubic… Read More
Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage a multimillion-dollar publicity campaign to… Read More
Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their feud about the value of… Read More
Tom Cruise Backlash Ruins Mission Impossible 3 Debut
HOLLYWOOD – A Tom Cruise backlash appears to have queered the box office for Mr. Cruise’ latest film Mission Impossible 3, which failed to measure up… Read More