Tom Cruise Past Lives Channeled in a Yahoo Chat Room Meltdown
Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience last night. During the scheduled fifteen-minute session,… Read More
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Tom Cruise Wedding Flashback 1: In the Beginning
BERLIN – Scientologist Tom Cruise flew to Germany a few days ago to announce that he and his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes, would be married… Read More
Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, Britney Spears Make Statements
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, and Britney Spears all made statements yesterday. We thought you’d like to know, and even if you pretend you… Read More
Tom Cruise Courting Yahoo to Restore Image
SUNNYVALE, Calif. – Tom Cruise’ appearance at Yahoo’s Sunnyvale campus this week was calculated to achieve two effects. First, Mr. Cruise wanted desperately to call… Read More
Tom Cruise Says Scientology to Market Bird Flu Vitamin
LOS ANGELES – Scientologist-actor Tom Cruise announced yesterday that Vianetics, the newly formed Scientology vitamin research and development company, will begin marketing Vitamin TK “in… Read More
Tom Cruise South Park Scientology Episode Outed Here
NEW YORK – Tom Cruise, whom no one has ever accused of being self-deprecating, threw a tantrum when he learned that Comedy Central was planning… Read More
Tom Cruise Sues Life & Style over Split Story
Tom Cruise has filed a $10-million lawsuit against Life & Style magazine for reporting that he and fiancée, Katie Holmes, called off their engagement sometime before Valentine’s… Read More
Tom Cruise Nixes Katie Holmes Love Scene
PARK CITY, Utah – Tom Cruise put the scissors down on his fiance Katie Holmes’ steamy love scene in Jason Reitman’s Thank You for Smoking, a… Read More