Mariah Carey to Tom Cruise, 2005 Bytes
Not for nothing did Marah release an album this year entitled If You Didn’t Laugh, You’d Cry. It was that kind of year, people, a… Read More
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise Buys Katie Holmes Birthday Toys, Exclusive Pictures
NEW YORK – What does an older man buy his trophy wife for her birthday? A gasoline-powered Audi Cabrio ride-on car, a giant piano, and… Read More
Tom Cruise Pitching Brokeback Mountain Prequel
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, who reportedly turned down the role of Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain, is quietly angling to play Twist’s gay ranch cook in… Read More
Tom Cruise Fires His Sister over Antidepressant Use
HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise fired his sister and publicist, Lee Anne DeVette, yesterday after he had learned she is taking Lexapro, a popular antidepressant.… Read More
Tom Cruise Waging War Against Satire
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Not satisfied to convert the world to Scientology one actress at a time–or “to take down the abomination that is psychiatry”–Tom… Read More
Pug Bus Editor Stands by Bogus Tom Cruise Quotes
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Phil Maggitti, editor in briefs of the internationally acclaimed satire site, Postcards from the Pug Bus, says he stands by the… Read More
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth
HOLLYWOOD- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first Scientologist next spring. Given the public displays of tonsil hockey put on by Cruise, 43,… Read More
Tom Cruise Digs Lauren Bacall’s Irony
ROME – Tom Cruise said he finds Lauren Bacall’s recent remarks about him “supremely ironic.” Bacall’s observations, which appear in the August 8 issue of Time magazine,… Read More