Tom Cruise Rips Brooke Shields in Birthday Interview
HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed yesterday that he is “much older” than the forty three years he has spent in his present body. Indeed,… Read More
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Tom Cruise Gets His Own Psychiatric Syndrome
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced today that Tom Cruise Syndrome—illustrated by a photo of Cruise dancing on Oprah Winfrey’s couch—will be… Read More
Cruise, DiCaprio Attacks Spur Hate Crime Legislation
The recent attacks on Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio have inspired California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ask the state legislature to pass hate crime legislation… Read More
Tom Cruise Squirted by Harry Potter Fan
Scientologist Tom Cruise was “attacked” last night by a Harry Potter fan wielding a water pistol disguised as a microphone. The attack occurred as Cruise… Read More
Tom Cruise Signals Scientology Mothership
Scientologist Tom Cruise has been playing the mad-brained bear of late. He scared the hell out of Oprah last month by going all spastic on… Read More
Tom Cruise Debunks Female Orgasm Study
Stay tuned, rubberneckers and doctoral candidates in celebrity meltdowns. The vanilla sky is apparently the limit as Cruise ricochets across America promoting his summer release,… Read More
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields Trade Insults
Stay tuned, rubberneckers and doctoral candidates in celebrity meltdowns. The vanilla sky is apparently the limit as Cruise ricochets across America promoting his summer release,… Read More