Morgan Wallen Repeats Himself: Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

Morgan Wallen repeats himself. That is his singular gift. Perhaps even his superpower. He releases thirty-plus-song albums and somehow recycles the same emotional weather report without making millions of listeners reach for the Skip button.
If Morgan announced tomorrow that his next album will consist of thirty-some songs about regretting a breakup while sitting in a pickup truck at dusk, his fans would listen to the whole thing. Repeatedly. Then insist he has never made a bad song.
He has, however, made a crap ton of mediocre songs that occupy the same emotional ZIP code. Listen to enough of them in succession and your brain begins mistaking one piece of sonic furniture for another. Eventually you are no longer sure whether Spotify has started the next track or quietly restarted the previous one out of professional courtesy.
The guitars shimmer. Morgan sounds appropriately wounded. Some woman has left. Someone is driving somewhere in a beat-up truck. And the chorus arrives exactly when you hoped it would because it arrives exactly when it always does.
After a while, you begin recognizing Morgan Wallen songs the way birdwatchers recognize warblers.
“Hear that? Another mid-tempo heartbreak song. Note the carefully measured rasp. Observe the reliance on a Roland TR‑808 beat and a midtempo sway nesting beneath the guitars. Beautiful specimen, but all too common throughout his streaming ecosystem. His are not so much different songs as different camera angles of the same breakup.
The fascinating part is that none of this should work. Repetition is supposed to become boring. Instead, Morgan Wallen has discovered the musical equivalent of your favorite diner. You know exactly what you are ordering before you walk through the door. Eventually, though, even your favorite diner ought to surprise you with the daily special. Morgan Wallen rarely does. His music has become too comfortable, bordering on lazy.
The songs arrive already knowing they will be liked. They carry themselves with the confidence of students who have seen tomorrow’s exam. They never risk taking a wrong turn because they have memorized the route to Number One.
Morgan Wallen has mastered the art of giving his audience exactly what it wants, but the trouble with plowing the same furrow over and over is that eventually people stop admiring the straightness of the rows and start wondering what might have grown in the next field.
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