Nothing says "I just spent $200,000 on an education" quite like being forced to sing a depressing 19th-century hymn about fellowship while pretending not to cry.
There exists a special circle of auditory hell reserved for college alma mater songs, those funereal dirges that transform thousands of otherwise rational young adults… Read More
The future has arrived, and it appears to be powered not by inspiration but by code snippets written by caffeinated interns who once dreamed of… Read More
The stars have been humming to themselves again, and the result is not so much symphony as karaoke night at the edge of the universe.… Read More
Among the more rhythmically ambitious members of our species, there exists a sad affliction known as premature percussive enthusiasm. In layperson’s terms– clapping before the… Read More
It requires a colossal kind of self-delusion to believe that an artist with 100 million followers wrote a tune specifically about you. Yet every time… Read More
Because Saving Country Music needs to be saved from the fool who claims to be its savior. Triggerman, Congratulations, T-man. You are the only man… Read More
New Age music, once the shimmering soundtrack of crystal shops and yoga VHS tapes everywhere, has entered its twilight years, if not its twilight dimension… Read More
Ah, the Top Ten Phish Tunes That Should’ve Stayed in the Practice Room, tunes that even the most devoted wooks pretend don’t exist. Let’s dive… Read More
