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Postcards the Book

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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards the Website

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We have been at this shit for the better or the worst part of eighteen years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from out giant-economy-size box of chocolates below.

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Yin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

April 19, 2022July 19, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as

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Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot

October 21, 2021April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WINGHAM, Near Sandwich, Kent, Next to Blasingstone-on-Avon England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting

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Trump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map

November 11, 2015May 4, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have

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Edward Snowden Leaks NSA Abuse of Movie Pirating Protocol

September 3, 2014December 25, 2022 philmaggitti 7 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–In perhaps his most controversial revelation yet, Edward Snowden has leaked details of the National Security Agency (NSA)

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Pope Francis OK with Miley Cyrus Remark

October 14, 2013April 27, 2022 philmaggitti 1 min read

VATICAN CITY–Pope Francis told the website Hunger TV that people should not be so quick to condemn Miley Cyrus for

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Guido Barilla Announces New Regina Brand Pasta

September 28, 2013May 4, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 3 min read

PARMA, Italy–Guido Barilla, chairman of the Barilla Group, the world’s leading pasta manufacturer, announced yesterday that his company plans to

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NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs

August 21, 2013April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to

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Obama Unfriends Putin on Facebook, International Crisis Looms

August 8, 2013May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–The Pug Bus learned overnight that President Barack Obama has unfriended Russian president Vladimir Putin on Facebook in

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Raffaele Sollecito Eager to Step Out of Amanda Knox’s Shadow

October 3, 2011April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 3 min read

PERUGIA, Italy – No matter what happens when an Italian court reaches a verdict in the appeals trial of Raffaele

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Bush Surprised by Visit to Iraq, Thought He Was in Texas

September 3, 2011May 1, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

AL-ASAD AIR BASE, Iraq – President Bush made a surprise visit to the Al Asad Air Base in the Anbar

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Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Gone and Forgotten

September 3, 2011April 22, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

PHILADELPHIA – Five years ago tomorrow Steve Irwin, better known as the crocodile hunter, died as he had lived: messing

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Moammar Gadhafi Obsessed with Condoleeza Rice

August 26, 2011May 4, 2022 Chip Hilton 2 min read

TRIPOLI, Libya – The scene inside Moammar Gadhafi’s man cave in his Bab al-Aziziya compound looked like the centerfold of Beggar’s

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Chilean President Blames Pat Robertson for Earthquake’s Effects

March 12, 2010April 22, 2022 Chip Hilton 1 min read

CONCEPCION – Chilean President Michelle Bachelet told a group of displaced persons cooking rodents around an open fire yesterday that

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Al Qaeda Rebuilds Through Draft, Trades, Free Agency

November 5, 2009April 28, 2022 philmaggitti 2 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to U.S. intelligence scouting reports, Al Qaeda has rebuilt its operating team through a clever mixture

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Osama Bin Laden Bombs in CNN 911 Awards Opener

September 14, 2007May 1, 2022 Biff Scuzzy 2 min read

ATLANTA – It was meant to be Osama Bin Laden’s career revival, a triumphant return to form that would finally

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The Pug Bus Blogs On

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Our fearless editor in briefs, who turns eighty in January, holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the festering evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; his issues with soccer moms; and a whole lot more!"

The Book of Daze℠

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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
There's a Saint for That

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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
The Pug Bus Pop Quiz

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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. No penalties for wrong answers. How postmodern is that? Find out how much you do know about popular culture and other trivialities."

You Can't Photoshop This

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way God made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says, "You can't photoshop this."

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound female Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate Enter at your own risk.

The Pug Bus Interviews

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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at 'em when you're speaking to 'em. Read on . . .

The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Going to bed early
  5. Paying for music, books, or movies
  6. Apologizing
  7. Pissing indoors all the time
  8. Picking up the tab
  9. Stupid-ass, old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

Meet Our Staff

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Before meeting our staff, you must verify that you are at least thirteen years of age mentally if not emotionally. If you can click the link below, we will assume you are legally qualified to meet our staff. Please do not approach them while they're sleeping. The link below

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