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Question of the Week

Coffee or tea?

Rita Golding

Claims to live in Seattle, WA

Coffee. Tea is what you drink when you want to pretend caffeine addiction is a wellness practice. Coffee is honest about what it is. You need it. It delivers. The relationship has integrity.

Hank Durrell

Possibly from Baton Rouge, LA

Tea. I switched last year after my cardiologist showed me a chart that looked like a seismograph during an earthquake. Now I drink green tea and pretend I enjoy it. My heart rate thanks me. My soul does not.

Melanie Strack

Allegedly of Burlington, VT

Neither. Both industries are built on colonial extraction and environmental destruction. I drink locally sourced chicory root that I harvest myself. It tastes like dirt. That is the point.

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