Month: January 2006

News

FEMA Workers Search for Relatives of Trapped Miners

TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va.- Hundreds of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) workers arrived in this mining town late last night and began going door to door in a search for relatives of the thirteen miners who have been trapped below the surface of the Sago Mine since early yesterday morning. FEMA, determined to prove that it is Read More

Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Revelation Tops New Year Predictions

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Angelina Jolie’s shocking admission that Robert DeNiro is the biological father of her “adopted” son, Maddox, tops the First Annual Pug Bus New Year Predictions. “Why do you think she inflicted that godawful mohawk on the kid?” asked the Pug Bus’ resident seer, Pugnacious. “She wants him to look like a Read More