Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?

Lorraine Mudgett, 61, municipal permit folder

Allegedly residing at 27 Wren Ladder Road, Scranton, PA

Treehouse. At least when society collapses, I’ll have a view. A cave feels like giving up with stone furniture.

Calvin Tress, 48, assistant pudding logistics coordinator

Allegedly found at 904 Fern Sink Lane, Tulsa, OK

Cave. No gutters, no ladders, no raccoons judging my curtains. Humanity went indoors for a reason, even if it has since misused the privilege.

Denise Palko, 36, freelance receipt interpreter

Allegedly located at 116 Mossy Bureau Avenue, Boise, ID

Treehouse. A cave says “feral emergency.” A treehouse says “whimsical emergency,” which feels slightly better on a lease application.

Pretty Is as Pretty Does

Flush with anticipation, Vicky opened the door to greet her date, whom a friend had set her up with.

There stood one pitiful, butt-ugly man.

Chiding herself for being disappointed and shallow, Vicky determined to make the most of the evening, only to discover he had a personality to match.

Faster than a speeding gummy, able to leap small buildings at a single bound Flash Fiction is a guaranteed page turner

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