“Let’s hope the damn doesn’t break.”
“We’re encouraging customers to put their money where their mouths are,” said a Walmart executive in a muffled voice. “We’re betting CBD will succeed where mocha latte, pumpkin spice, and smoked salmon flavors failed to float Gen Z boats, as did a Megan Rapinoe model shaped like a soccer ball.”
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