Book of Daze

The trans movement is not without anything if it is not without a sense of humor, irony, fair play, and style. Trannies too often behave like straight-up, humorless bullies, vicious, eye-gouging guttersnipes who use meanness … Read on

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who go to restaurants that offer amuse-bouche and those that do not. For the sake of the uninitiated, an amuse-bouche (UH-mooz-boosh) is a single, bite-sized … Read on

If Voltaire had not said, “Define your terms and the argument ceases,” we would have to pretend that he had, if only to poke a stick in the eye of the Woke Mob, which will … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–”Screw the pooch”—short for “fuck the dog”— is an expression made popular in Tom Wolfe’s 1979 book about the Mercury space program, The Right Stuff. To screw the pooch is to … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–James Carville described Pennsylvania as “Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in between.” Living just far enough west of Philadelphia to witness the truth of Mr. Carville’s observation, … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—Everyone, it seems, has an opinion regarding a president’s authority to pardon himself for wrong doings of a pardonable sort.  Ever the contrarians, we do not have an opinion in this regard. … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, PA—We fucking love the sound of irregardless. It’s a four-syllable word from the wrong side of the dictionary, we know; but one should never send a three-syllable word to do the … Read on

The National Day Calendar (NDC) is your go-to source if you want to know when National Tattoo Day is celebrated or when we observe National … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Most people can recall their first sexual experience, but judging from the responses to the 2020 Postcards from the Pug Bus Sex Survey, not everyone puts a smiley face on that memory. … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–There is only one kind of person in the world. He who knows about Schrödinger’s cat, and he who doesn’t. For most of us, however, Schrödinger’s cat is a meme in search … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–We take no small measure of joy in knowing there are people in the world quietly going about undoing the work done by others in god’s name. The Universal … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Our handicapped fellow citizens are causing problemi again. Not content with sticker-shaming people who use “after-market” handicapped stickers to park in spaces that would otherwise remain empty, the CapiNazis (handicapped … Read on

(Special to the Pug Bus from the Daily Lack of News)

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Our culture is obsessed with going the extra mile, giving 110 percent, leaving it all on the field. Supermarkets are open … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–The most offensive joke in history, “The Aristocrats,” was weaponized in a … Read on