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Candy, Little Girl

No lie. We've been at this shit for the better or the worse part of twenty-one years. Not many other satire sites can make that brag, humbly or otherwise. Sample an offering from our drop-dead, satisfaction-guaranteed menu, located beneath the box of chocolates below, and win a free puppy.

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Who celebrates
National Cupcake
Day? Or National
Registered Nurses
Day? National
Take Your Kid to
Work Day? Screw that and your kid, too. We celebrate the really fun daze that nobody else does.

patron saints for hire

How many saints can dance on the head of a pin? Damned if we know; but we do know that one (or more) of those dancing nancies has the cure for your hemorrhoids--or whatever the fuck else ails you. So tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you where to send your donation. Let us pray.

The Grammar Prick

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Meaner than a 250-pound, lesbian language arts teacher, the Grammar Prick will split your head if you dare to split an infinitive, not to mention confusing ironic and coincidental. Read on.

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Bono Accused of Leaking New U2 Album

| 16 years Author Image philmaggitti 506 Views 4 min read

DUBLIN – U2 frontman, Bono, has been accused by his band mates of leaking the group’s new album, No Line on the Horizon, well in advance of its March 3 release date. The charges were leveled as the new album became widely available on BitTorrent and file sharing websites early this week. “The needy little Read More

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Recent Klaus Harmony Sightings Fuel Speculation

| 17 years Author Image philmaggitti 539 Views 3 min read

LONDON – What is it about a dead genius which attracts such frenzied speculation? Examine the myths surrounding any icon and a conspiracy theory is never far away. Never was this more true than in the case of Klaus Harmony, the German maestro of erotik cinema or, as he is more popularly known, the “Mozart Read More

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RIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use

| 18 years Author Image philmaggitti 565 Views 3 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single greatest secret threat” to recording industry profits. The industry watchdog group is suggesting, therefore, that record labels take steps to limit the number of times a CD can be played in the home. RIAA President Read More

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Amy Winehouse Cancels All Personal Hygiene Activities

| 18 years Author Image philmaggitti 481 Views 2 min read

LONDON – Singer Amy Winehouse, 24, has announced that she is canceling all personal hygiene activities—even down to having her beehive steam cleaned—until her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is released from London’s Pentonville prison. Reading from a statement scribbled on a greasy fish-and-chips sack, Ms. Winehouse told reporters outside her house yesterday, “I can’t give it Read More

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Paul McCartney Drops Boob Visitation Request

| 18 years Author Image philmaggitti 482 Views 3 min read

LONDON – Paul McCartney is so keen to be shed of Heather Mills that he has dropped his request for joint custodial oversight of Ms. Mills’ breasts and a generous, unsupervised visitation schedule. “My client is prepared to quit his claims of alienation of affection and emotional deprivation if that will help to put paid Read More

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Bruce Springsteen’s Hair Rocks Hartford

| 18 years Author Image philmaggitti 506 Views 2 min read

HARTFORD, Conn. – Bruce Springsteen’s hair kicked ass and took names at the Hartford Civic Center last night. Reunited with the E Street Band for the first time in five years, Mr. Springsteen’s hair launched its Magic tour with a twenty-three-song set that recalled its glory days while demonstrating there’s still plenty of room left for growth. Read More

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Flash Fiction

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Most articles, books, movies, TV shows, and foreplay are twice as long as they need to be. Therefore, Postcards from the Pug Bus is devoted to promoting flash fiction. If you ask ten different people what flash fiction is, you'll get twelve different answers. At the Pug Bus all of our flash-fiction pieces are 50 words: full stop. Anything longer is longer than it needs to be. Read on

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The Pug Bus Blog

Wherein our fearless editor in briefs, who turned eighty-two this year, holds forth and cracks wise about his disdain for soccer moms, feminists of both sexes, the evil that is Mick Jagger, the sorry-ass WNBA, the trans tyranny, the pronoun police, climate scolds, and other blots on the fucking landscape. Read on

The Pug Bus Interview

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Presenting the questions that nobody else has the wit or the sack to ask. Featuring an interview with Barry, ex-President Obama's neglected white half.  Read on

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.

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