Schrödinger’s cat has filed a massive lawsuit, alive and dead, claiming emotional distress from years of quantum gaslighting. “I just wanted a nap, not a paradox,” he said tiredly. Lawyers protested, “You can’t sue if you both exist and don’t.” The judge ruled simultaneously in favor and against. Chaos ensued.
Daniel had spent months writing a self-help book on time management, preaching discipline and punctuality. On launch day, however, he overslept and arrived, breathless, an hour late for his own event. The audience laughed, thinking it was a gimmick; but Daniel suddenly realized that irony, like charity, begins at home.
Once a Sanskrit whisper of serenity, yoga is now a suburban flex-off with poses like “Smugasana,” “Social Media Savasana,” and “Downward-Facing Mortgage.” Yogis chant “om” while secretly eyeing the Lululemon sale rack. Still seeking true enlightenment? How about discovering that your instructor’s a part-time vape dealer named Brett. Namaste, indeed.
Postmodern philosophy is the mycelium from which the toxic fungi of skepticism, sarcasm, deconstructionism, ironic politeness, and self-aware apologies emerge. These are nourished by a distrust of grand narratives and a single-minded pursuit of power in human interactions. Postmodernism has also been described as modernism with the cheerfulness taken… Read More