The Fuck It List, 2.0
Ten more things you should stop doing before not going gently into that good night.
(1) Saving receipts. What are you going to do, return time?
(2) Reading instructions. If it explodes, you’ll go out being the center of attention.
(3) Sorting your pills. Just dump ’em all in a bowl and let the pharmaceutical roulette begin.
(4) Pretending to understand TikTok. They don’t want you there, and frankly, neither do you.
(5) Buying green bananas. You don’t have that kind of time.
(6) Deleting browser history. At this point, let ‘em judge. You’ve earned it.
(7) Turn signals. You have become the chaos that you feared. Own it.
(8) Whispering dirty jokes. Project, dammit. Your hearing’s going, theirs should be, too.
(9) Using your “inside voice.” If you’re going out, go loud.
(10.) Sorting socks. Life’s too short to care if your ankles match.
