Daniel had spent months writing a self-help book on time management, preaching discipline and punctuality. On launch day, however, he overslept and arrived, breathless, an hour late for his own event. The audience laughed, thinking it was a gimmick; but Daniel suddenly realized that irony, like charity, begins at home.
A San Francisco prostitute killed a John who had realized the prostitute was transgender and asked for a refund. Leion Butler, 20, killed Hamza Walupupu, 32, after Walupupu had discovered Butler was transgender and wanted a refund following Mr. Butler’s oral ministrations. Butler’s mother helped clean Walupupu’s vehicle and get… Read More
Screen name Commander or Princess. Wants to meet in PetSmart. Measures height to shoulders. Asks how old you are in dog years. Thinks computer’s “pause” button is misspelled. Asks if you’re fixed. Avoids exchanging photos. Re-roofed summer house for $100. Can’t understand fuss about quintuplets. Too interested in e-mailman’s schedule.
Once a Sanskrit whisper of serenity, yoga is now a suburban flex-off with poses like “Smugasana,” “Social Media Savasana,” and “Downward-Facing Mortgage.” Yogis chant “om” while secretly eyeing the Lululemon sale rack. Still seeking true enlightenment? How about discovering that your instructor’s a part-time vape dealer named Brett. Namaste, indeed.