Top Eleven Signs That Your Karma Is Bad

Your computer keeps changing your password

Your shadow keeps trying to attach itself to another person

You catch your brother’s STD from your girlfriend

Telemarketers begin hanging up on you

You are never part of the solution

Somebody throws a rock through your window of opportunity

Your train of thought is running two hours late

The only tool you have is a hammer and there isn’t a nail in sight

People start tying yellow ribbons around your oak tree

You try to commit suicide with a salad shooter, but it isn’t loaded

While trying to fight fire with fire in your kitchen, you burn your house down