January 2015 – postcards from the pug bus

Tom Brady’s Head Deflates at Press Conference

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As Tom Brady denied any wrongdoing in the illegal deflation of the footballs used by his New England Patriots in the first half of their 45-7 beat down of the Indianapolis Colts last Sunday, reporters at Mr. Brady’s press conference began to murmur among themselves uneasily. Their discomfort was not caused by the absurdity of Read More

The Grammar Prick

You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Prick

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That was some strange shit that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their butt boy killing all those people in the Charlie Hebdo magazine office over a few cartoons that took the piss out of the prophet Muhammad. The Grammar Prick has to confess that there have been Read More

Saints Alive

Andre Bissette, the Patron Saint of Viagra

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The Catholic Church “teaches” that god calls each one of us to be a saint. Most people treat such invitations as crank calls, but your more impressionable types scurry out to get fitted for a sackcloth hoodie and a bed of nails. One such loser was André Bessette (1845-1937), whose feast day is celebrated today. Read More

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

How Well Do You Know Schrödinger’s Cat?

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For most of us Schrödinger’s cat is a meme without a meaning. Chances are we have seen a reference to this elusive feline somewhere in a book, article, movie, or television show; but chances are equal that we really don’t know fuck-all about this creature. Therefore, the Pug Bus has devised the following quiz about Read More