April 2006 – postcards from the pug bus

Music

Keith Richards Out of His Tree, Hillary Clinton Out of Beano

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Celebrities

Kaavya Viswanathan Is a Literary Fraud, Says Nicole Richie

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MALIBU – Author Nicole Richie has lashed out at Kaavya Viswanathan, calling the Harvard sophomore a literary fraud for plagiarizing large parts of Megan McCafferty’s Sloppy Firsts and Second Helpings. In a sharply worded … Read on

Culture

Harvard Author Blames Literary Theft on Acid Reflux

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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, 19, blames acid reflux for the numerous and striking similarities between her chick-lit novel, How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life, and two … Read on

Celebrities

Charlie Sheen Denies That He Is Gay

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HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen said in a prepared statement yesterday that he is not presently nor has he ever been a homosexual. Mr. Sheen’s denial came in response to accusations leveled at him by his … Read on

News

President Bush Says America Dreamz Sends the Wrong Message By Chip Hilton

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a private White House screening of American Dreamz, President George W. Bush told reporters that the comedy, which stars Dennis Quaid as an amiable dimwit who believes God chose him … Read on

Celebrities

Julia Roberts Hit with Restraining Order Following Broadway Debut

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NEW YORK – Julia Roberts has been ordered by a New York judge to stay at least three hundred feet from the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, where Three Days of Rain, the play in … Read on

Horoscopes

Jennifer Aniston, Sheryl Crow, and Burt Reynolds’ Birthday Horoscope

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Born today you share a birthday with actress Jennifer Aniston, singer Sheryl Crow, and actor Burt Reynolds. Would Pugnacious be flogging a dead horse if he said you are, therefore, pathologically … Read on

News

Bush to Assume Presidency in Continuing White House Shakeup

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Left high and dry by declining poll numbers and eroding public confidence, George W. Bush continues his shakeup of the White House in an effort to salvage his second term. Yesterday Scott … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Tells Yahoo Chat Room His Baby Has Lived Before

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HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience last night. During the scheduled fifteen-minute session, sponsored by Yahoo News and Placentavite shampoo, Mr. … Read on

Celebrities

Jennifer Aniston’s Break Up Gets Happy Ending

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HOLLYWOOD – Universal Pictures has acknowledged that the ending of The Break Up, a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, has been rewritten. The studio decided on a do over, said Universal … Read on

Celebrities

Angelina Jolie Makes Brad Pitt Her Bitch

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NAMIBIA – Unable to convince Angelina Jolie to become his wife, Brad Pitt has settled for becoming her bitch instead. Mr. Pitt’s transformation from leading man to nanny began on the set of Mr. & … Read on

Horoscopes

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Baby Horoscope Exclusive

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WEST CHESTER, PENNA. – For the most part Tom Cruise sat still and faced the hard questions from Diane Sawyer on ABC News’ Primetime last night. There was no fist pumping or couch jumping as … Read on

Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds

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NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early this morning. They had come from as far away as New Jersey and Pennsylvania in … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby’s Fall

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MALIBU – Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son’s fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary lack of gravity, which is “emblematic of a larger crisis to come.” The twenty-four-year-old pop … Read on

News

Demonstrators March in Rally for Immigrants’ Rights

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MEXICO CITY – Nearly three dozen illegal American immigrants took to the street in Mexico City yesterday to protest what they called “exploitation” at the hands of the Mexican government.

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