Amanda Knox: My Life, My Card
My name . . . Amanda Knox
nickname . . . Foxy Knoxy©
perfect day . . . not coming home to a dead roommate
greatest disappointment . . . not being able to finish sleeping my way around Italy
childhood ambition . . . that my childhood be over
most inspirational book . . . If I Did It by O.J. Simpson
favorite band . . . Between the Buried and Me
biggest challenge . . . keeping my mother from stealing my boyfriends
secret vice . . . that cute bunny vibrator
wildest dream . . . that Patrick Lumumba did it
pet peeve . . . British accents
biggest regret . . . knowing only one chord on the guitar
favorite food . . . Italian men
most embarrassing moment . . . my father bragging that he’s read only three books
my sign . . . $$$
person I’d like to meet . . . Casey Anthony
My life is . . . like, so interesting now that I’m famous
My card is . . . American Express.
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