Lindsay Lohan Attends DAMM Meetings

LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has attended several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), a former assitant to the singer-actress revealed.

In an exclusive, off-the-record conversation with THEM Weekly, the one-time aide said that Ms. Lohan meets with the group three or four times a week in “a couple of clubs” near the Sierra Towers, where she has an apartment.

Headquartered somewhere in the Alabama part of Pennsylvania—that’s the part between Philadelphia at one end of the state and Pittsburgh at the other—DAMM of PA admits to a “three-fold mission: to get mad mothers to stay at home and cook and clean where they belong, to stop drinking and driving because you might spill some, and to prevent other alcohol abuse like returning the keg before it’s been emptied.”

Ms. Lohan met members of DAMM when she visited Philadelphia last year “to see where Congress lives,” only to learn that Philadelphia is not the capital of the United States. She kept in touch with her DAMM friends, and when the drinking-support group opened a sattelite branch in L.A., she was happy to lend her support.

“Lindsay’s real people,” laughs Stacey, a DAMM, CA member. “When she came to the first meeting, she didn’t put on any airs. She got right up in front of the group, just like everyone else, and said, ‘My name is Lindsay. Does anybody feel like getting drunk?’ She wasn’t too proud to ask just because she’s a star.

“At DAMM we’re always here for one another, 24/7,” Stacey continued. “DAMN means never having to drink alone, ever, unless you want to. I’ve gotten out of bed at three in the morning and gone to drink with a DAMM member when I should have been going home instead. I think that’s the kind of member Lindsay’s going to be.”