Postcards from The Pug Bus

Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Bagels or toast?

Denise Haversack, 46, municipal ribbon untangler

Allegedly residing at 83 Buttered Cul-de-Sac, Harrisburg, PA

Toast. A bagel makes breakfast feel like a jaw-strengthening exercise sponsored by cream cheese.

Percival Lunt, 62, retired supermarket misting-system consultant

Allegedly found at 211 Pumpernickel Annex, Toledo, OH

Bagels. Toast is just bread that has been frightened into becoming brittle.

Claudia Fennel, 35, freelance waiting-room magazine curator

Allegedly located at 9 Crumbly Outlook Terrace, Madison, WI

Toast. Bagels require slicing, spreading, and commitment. I am trying to keep breakfast emotionally casual.

Flash

Reverse Polarity

11 months philmaggitti 50-Word Stories

A baby curiously touching a man's face while he lies on grass.

At precisely 9:03 this morning, George attempted to reverse his unfortunate life decisions by backing his Prius into a yoga studio. “I meant metaphorically!” he shouted, as incense smoke filled his cupholder. The instructor bowed, softly whispered “Namaste,” and handed him a kombucha. George now teaches downward spirals on Tuesdays.

***Faster than a speeding gummy, able to leap small buildings at a single bound Flash Fiction is a guaranteed page turner.

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