Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day

Every year people across the world celebrate Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day in observance of all the accidental phone calls they have made with their asses during the preceding year–resulting in the accidental transmission of intimate details of their lives to unsuspecting listeners. Whether you’re at work, on the couch, or in your car, it’s the perfect time to let your rear end take the reins.

When the call connects, pretend you meant to do it. This is your moment. Mutter a few half-sentences into the void. Whether it’s discussing the fine nuances of toenail clippings or the deeply emotional struggles of a half-melted ice cube, let it flow. The best butt dials are the ones where you go full absurdity.

The graveyard of butt-dialing tragedies lncludes one woman who  accidentally called her friend Laura while mocking Laura’s disabled son. Laura heard everything. Years of friendship dissolved in one cruel, unguarded moment.

Influencer Catherine Piaz recounted how her then-boyfriend butt dialed her while with another woman. The call exposed everything. It was less “oops” and more “whoops, there goes the relationship”.

As of 2023, the world record for the most unintentional butt dials in a twenty-four-hour period belongs to Geraldine W., who dialed her ex-husband eleven times without realizing it while taking a nap on the couch. Geraldine’s attempt to explain her way out of this series of accidental phone calls became a viral sensation, sparking a movement to encourage more accidental dialing on this special day.

None other than Miley Cyrus has given her support for National Butt Dialing Day, famously saying, “Sometimes the best conversations happen when you’re not even trying–like when your butt makes a call and someone picks up. Pure gold.”

So, let us all honor the sacred tradition of Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day. Not just as an accident but as a moment of unintentional connection.

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