Book of Daze: Passive-aggressive Work Auto Reply Day
Passive-aggressive work auto reply day honors the art of not being at work while remaining inside everyone else’s inbox emotionally. This day is devoted to… Read More
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Book of Daze: Don’t Frighten the Horses Day
Postmodern society has obviously forgotten the golden rule of Victorian decorum: “Don’t frighten the horses.” This was the bedrock of civilization: maintaining a public facade… Read More
The productivity of the modern worker plummets to zero the moment the brain decides to simulate a culinary takeover by local wildlife.
Book of Daze: Did You Forget to Lock the Front Door Day?
You begin to wonder did you forget to lock the front door the second you are too far away to turn back. This observance is… Read More
Celebrate Flip Off the CCTV Day with our comprehensive guide to saluting the CCTV spies in your neighborhood.
Book of Daze: Flip Off the CCTV Spies
CCTV spies are watching. Always watching. They have eyes in the sky, eyes in the supermarket, eyes in the bank and the shopping mall, too.… Read More
Book of Daze: Apologize for Autocorrect Bloopers Day
Apologize for Autocorrect Bloopers Day is observed annually on the third Tuesday in March. Ironic, isn’t it, that our phones have so many days to… Read More
Book of Daze: Temporal Hangover Day
The sun storms through the curtains and hits Arthur like a physical assault. The real problem, however, of this temporal hangover day, is that Arthur’s… Read More
One bite of the pope's nose and you will finally understand why the bird was trying to fly away from you.
Book of Daze: Pope’s Nose Turkey Day
Pope’s Nose turkey day honors the butt-end of a turkey–that triangular, fatty little nub that people fight over like starving wolves or treat like a… Read More
Book of Daze: Artificial Nostalgia Day
Today you celebrate the memories you never had but feel guilty about forgetting. Artificial nostalgia day honors the ache for a past that never happened,… Read More