High Times Magazine Declares Five Strains of Pot R.I.P.

White Küntz (the umlaut didn’t fool anybody, Skippy);

Bedhead OG (woke and broke);

Pwr Bttm (lost its power when the band did);

Tim Tebow Reserve (associated with knees lock in both sexes);

Biden OG (old, tired, stale, and costly).

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