Book of Daze Microwave Regret Day
“It looked fine until it exploded.” The roots of Book of Daze Microwave Regret Day can be traced to 2003, when sophomore Renée “Hot Pocket”… Read More
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Book of Daze Make a To-Do List and Ignore It Day
“If I write it down, does that count?” The to-do list, the last refuge of procrastinators, the first I will and testament of the recently conscripted,… Read More
Book of Daze Apologize for Something You Didn’t Do Day
“Sorry, I just … sorry.” No one is accusing you. Nothing went wrong. No sirens have gone off. Still, you feel the need to whisper… Read More
Book of Daze Forget People’s Names Day
We are gathered here together to recall the better-forgotten times when we have died of embarrassment as names evaporated like dew on a hot sidewalk and… Read More
Book of Daze Sit in the Car in the Driveway Day
Observed faithfully by introverts, overstimulated parents, and anyone who has trouble making eye contact with their own furniture, Book of Daze Sit in the Car… Read More
Book of Daze Pretend You’re Not Home Day
A Celebration of Cowering in Silence Book of Daze Pretend You’re Not Home Day celebrates the ancient and sacred rite of hiding behind a couch… Read More
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." (J.K. Rowling)
Book of Daze Lost Tabs Day
Each year on July 30, a quiet observance shimmers across America’s computer screens. Tabs are closed, not out of intention, apathy, or mistake but in… Read More
Book of Daze Blame It on the Dog Day
(America’s Most Convenient Holiday) There comes a time when guilt gets a hall pass and blame rolls belly-up in the grass. That time is Book… Read More