If your mother will not tell you that your hydration levels are a failure, these high-definition toilet cams certainly will.
Do you remember what you were doing when George Harrison died eighteen years ago today? Of course not. Most people do not remember what they… Read More
What we casually refer to as Thanksgiving should properly be called You’re on Indian Land Day; but who wants to put up with drunken relatives, tryptophan poisoning, holiday… Read More
The never-ending resistance to the nanny state and to soccer moms everywhere is marked by small but sustaining victories. Folding, spindling, or mutilating where prohibited.… Read More
What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a tony restaurant with a confirmed handicapped-parking-sticker cheat? We’ll… Read More
Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were… Read More
It may be impossible to be too rich or too thin, but it is possible to have too much titty. More than a mouthful is a waste,… Read More
Today our divided nation unites in the observation of National Blivit Day. According to Reader’s Digest, where blivit first appeared in a 1945 column called “Humor in Uniform,”… Read More
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Before we fusilade the fireworks in celebration of National Earworm Day, we must observe that said day is the only national day… Read More
