The Repo Man

Todd, the repo man, had one rule: never feel bad. Then he saw “Wet Regret,” a neon-pink jet ski with a bumper sticker reading, “My Ex Hates Fun.” The owner begged, offered a ferret, challenged Todd to a duel. Todd declined. He had a date, with Craigslist and mild shame.

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