Your Horoscope for June 25,2025
♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19) – The universe is encouraging you to start a project you will absolutely never finish. Maybe build a treehouse with no walls? Or begin writing a novel that ends halfway through a sentence.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Today is the perfect day to treat yourself! Unfortunately, your wallet disagrees. Try to justify an extravagant purchase with the phrase “I deserve this,” despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – You will send an email with the words “Please see attached” and forget to attach the file. Fate demands it.
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Someone will ask for your opinion today. You will spend 45 minutes crafting the perfect response, only for them to respond, “Lol, true.”
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22) – The world needs more of your confident energy! But today, your main audience will be your cat, who remains unimpressed.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Your meticulous planning will pay off when you realize you remembered every detail except the most important one. Enjoy that pre-packed lunch … without the sandwich.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22) – You will be faced with a tough choice today. Choose wisely! Or don’t. Honestly, nobody will notice either way.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – The stars whisper that someone may betray you today. Or he may have just forgetten to text back. Either way, your trust is forever shattered.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – An adventure is on the horizon! Unfortunately, it’s not the fun kind—it’s the “accidentally take the wrong train and end up somewhere threatening” kind.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – You will be productive today! Not in the ways you planned, but in the ways of organizing your kitchen utensil drawer and researching historical facts you’ll never need.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – A brilliant, life-changing idea will strike today, but you will forget it before you have a chance to write it down.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Your emotions are deep, mysterious, and unsettling. Forget mindfulness. Maybe you just need a laxative.
